His name is Waldo.
He added me on Facebook.
He is a friend of a friend of a friend.
He likes my posts.
He is in a band.
He plays lead guitar. (which is a total step up from Fatticus's Back-Up Bass, to clarify)
He has a motorcycle.
He has tattoos.
He does NOT wear eyeliner.
He may be my Kryptonite.
His name is -Waldo-.
-Yvonne "Maybe it's a nickname?" Schmitt