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My help is sometimes so unappreciated here.

Heike, my dear little business cousin, is so convinced that if we "organize" everything in the basement reference, the store will have -way- more people in the door.

Like there's some sort of magic fairy organization committee that will signal to all the clamoring people on the Chicago streets that our store is not a "sty for stray books".

=Apparently= organizing the Art section by the color of the covers is not ironic enough for her.

I've taken the liberty of printing the very impressive picture for future historical use.

-Yvonne "You're welcome, future historians" Schmitt