Today was relatively, sort of alright.
It was one of those "I'll throw my hair in a bun and not give a fuck about my makeup past the obligatory mascara" days.
Okay.
I got hit on. Which is nice.
A man came in. He brought a few books up. Obligatory back and forth. Type in register. Asked me if I was single and if I wanted to go out sometime.
Which any normal girl would have been like: "Like, Oh My God! Of course!~ Totally! As if! Facebook, Pintrest, Twitter. Hashtag: This is Great. Hashtag: Happens all the time"
And to which I replied with: "What?"
And he replied with: "I was just checking to see if you were paying attention."
And~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A woman came up and took his arm and asked if he was all done here.
Fuck.
Just fuck,
-Yvonne "Fuck. " Schmitt
