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The availability of a man is determined by a few factors:

1 - Is it the weekend?

2 - Is there alcohol involved in the decision making process?

3 - Are you wearing an illegally short skirt?

4 - Is there cleavage involved in the decision making process?

5 - Are you not being a pretentious bitch?

May I just say, that going out clubbing was the greatest idea that I have had in a long line of great ideas?

Before you panic, no. I didn't go home with anyone. But did I let anyone think that I wouldn't be going home with them? Maybe not.

Flirting is Life's way of reminding you that somewhere, in that vast ocean of emptiness and dumb mistakes, there is a little oasis in which people find you varying degrees of attractive.

Do I have to act like I'm less of a MENSA Candidate an idiot? Well, it's a nightclub. So yes, sometimes. But that is the price I'm willing to pay. And damn. Damn. It's worth it.

-Yvonne "Bet you thought I would" Schmitt