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I've tried with all of my resolve not to write about it being "February" and "V-Day is among us".

I've left all the brooding pent-up inside like any other healthy American.

I mean, I own a bookstore in Chicago. If I wanted public angst, I could look. around. the. bookstore.

Am I over 'Fatticus'? Yes. (Did I mention he's put on a load of weight since we broke up? Because his Facebook pic was looking a little pudgy when I finally deleted him last week. It's a slippery slope for a man who's main wardrobe consisted of skinny jeans. Just saying).

His girlfriend is a total skank.

I'm over him.

-Yvonne "No more losers" Schmitt